Friday, December 13, 2013

Dreadball Orc Team: The Giraffes, Giraffes, GIRAFFES!

My 2nd Dreadball team: The Giraffes, Giraffes, GIRAFFES!

"Super Spicy Rooster Sauce Co", corporate sponsor for "The Giraffes, Giraffes, GIRAFFES!" would like to introduce you to their latest venture into the sport of Dreadball, as well as a bonus coupon offer:  "Buy 1 pallet of Super Spicy Rooster Sauce, get the 2nd pallet at FULL PRICE!"

League: MLD (Major League Dreadball)

Sponsor: Super Spicy Rooster Sauce Co - THE greatest sauce ever created, doctor recommended!

Theme Song: "GIRAFFES!" - The Lonely Island

Head Coach: **Position available, apply at the front desk**

Star Players: None.  Star Player status = more $$$, and we can't have that!

Prior to taking the pitch, this ramshackle horde of green, metal, leather, can often be seen guzzling down entire bottles of Super Spicy Rooster Sauce and trading blows, in a pre-game ritual designed to get the entire team "fired up" and angry.  (As well as being a bit of a promotional stunt to advertise their corporate sponsors without paying the standard commercial fee)  With their theme song blaring over the PA system, and empty bottles crashing to the ground, they take the field, grim-faced and ready for blood!  The strategy is simple: the big guys do the bashin', the little guys do the dashin'!  Often times the real match doesn't even truly start in the eyes of The Giraffes, Giraffes, GIRAFFES until half the opposing team is bloody, beaten, seeking medical attention, or flat out killed!  They may not always win, but the beatings they administer are always a delight to the viewers, and as such, sales of the Super Spicy Rooster Sauce have risen by 5%.

**Please consume "Super Spicy Rooster Sauce" responsibly.  Super Spicy Rooster Sauce Co is not responsible for the ultra loose bowels, and possible death that may occur...**

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